Pull the Fu(k!ng Trigger.

How to Fire A Gun. (Asking a woman on a date)

Firing a gun is a good skill to learn (I mean, how do you expect to get to know her or anyone, the art of being asked out on a date is almost obsolete. Social media has really taken so much away from dating. The chase, the courting, the excitement is taken out of it, people just slide in the DM and slide on in. lol. It usually ends before it begins.)

If you’ve never fired a gun before, they can seem intimidating -- and for good reason: they’re heavy, difficult to manipulate, and dangerous.Yes, if you don't ask women/a girl (whatever vernacular makes you comfy) out, it can seem scary intimidating, and yes for good reason, women are strong, independent, we know what we want, (most of us) and yes, were dangerous,that wont stop the right man tho.

However, by learning basic gun operation procedures and safety measures, shooting can become a very manageable and even fun process.

Basic Gun Operation (Basic dating $h!t)

ASK HER OUT. ASK HER OUT, GOT DAMNIT ASK HER OUT. (You can make all the excuses you want, if you have time to f(uk then you have time to take her out. If you dont ask her out someone else will. Here is a little gem for you guys...

PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER!

Look, I wasted some time with a guy that would never pull the trigger. I know this

might be confusing but Im going to try my best to explain it ...

Him: Hey

Her: Hey

Him: Wyd

Her: Chilln'

Him: Oh, Ok.

(time slowly ticks away.. just a ticking... you go ahead and make plans with your friends, your girls, your family, another guy not to slight him just to get out and do your own thing.)

Him: Hey

Her: Hey (thinking, here we go again)

Him: WYD

Her: Out with some friends

Him: Oh, ok I was going to see if you wanted to link up, but you busy.

Her: Mood (this GIF) in her mind, IMA always be busy if this the whack shit you on

Look here moth3rf(ukers. When you want to hang, Go ahed and plan the shit, and let her know that you want to see her. When you text/call go ahead and put it out there so she can plan accordingly. (Get a sitter, Get her nails done, waxed, lol Whatever she wanna do!) That passive sit back $h!t, is played out. Like seriously. I don't want it to seem like its all on the guy, but in the beginning it should be. Down the line, both of yall asses need to make plans. Ima say this, if you dont take her out? Someone else will, and when you looking stupid and wanna text her when she into a relationship cuz you saw it on social media somewhere.... DONT. Keep that same drag your feet energy, Leave that girl alone, because when ya ass had the time you didnt do shit. You just wanna "wyd" her to death, and "I was seeing what you were doing" STOP! just STOP!. Leave her alone, and send them a gift card so her and her new guy can go have dinner somewhere together. Moving on.

PLAN SOME SHIT (Women love for a man to say be ready at 6, Give her two options of what to wear so shes comfy, tell her to bring extra shoes. Pick her up, Open the "duck-ing" door. If you're not ready to pick her up/or if yall arent there yet, tell her where to meet you. Tell her were to park, if its Valet, pay for her car, meet her outside. Oh yeah, once you got the girl, don't stop dating her. Date nights help you remember why you first fell for each other, and the things that you feel for each other, and it lays the foundation for keeping you guys into each other. Regular dates help to carry your relationsip during the times when things get tough, it keeps your shit fresh, and fun. Also, if you dont take her out.. someone else will.
LISTEN TO WHAT SHE LIKES TO DO - Do something she likes/do something she's never done, you never know.
SURPRISE HER! (She will tell ALL of her friends. You will get all the points.)
BE UNIQUE/CREATIVE. (Groupon, Pinterest, Google all your freinds, lol)

Safety Measures (things we sometimes take for granted)

Its alot of shit going on out there, let someone kno what you're doing.
Like I said earler, drive yourselves until you're comfy.
Meet up in a public place where there's people around.
Its a date, dont trust off top, watch your food, and your drink, watch your back.
Relax have a cocktail, but not too many. lol. (dont be that person on the date)
Let social media, and your cell be the most info they get. (das enough)
Carry some protection (all kinds, wink wink!)

Shooting can be a very manageable and an even fun process.. (Yep! Dating can be fun, and honestly sometimes yes its hard to manage)

Treat every firearm as if it were loaded. Treat every date like you're trying to seal the deal, making the first impression. There are no exceptions to this rule, be careful with your words but be yourself. You dont want thing to blow up in your face.
Never point your gun at anything you do not want to shoot. Leave these women alone if you kno you dont want shit with em. PERIOD.
Do not place your trigger finger on the trigger guard until you are ready to shoot. DONT EVEN.
Do not leave your gun lying around for others to pick up. If you want the girl, seal the deal. Don't leave room for her to be picked up by anyone else. But again its only if youre serious.
Choose the right size ammunition for your gun. The only way to see if this the right one is to spend time together. DATE. Phone calls, texts, all that is great, but you need to sit down with each other, and be in a social setting together to see how you vibe together.
Clean and maintain your gun before shooting. Don't bring drama into a new situation. You want to give your best self in your relationship. Besides we evolve all the time, Let the new person see the new you. I mean, we all got baggage. Get yourself right before you move along...
Grip with your dominant hand, Support with your non dominant hand. Which ever way the two of you decide which form of commuication works for you, do that, and meet each in the middle.
Hold the gun tightly. When you find one you like, nurture that shit.
Stand with your feet shoulder width apart and your knees slightly bent. Be confident, be honost, be open, go into the date with no expectations, just be your best self.
Extend your weapon, Aim, PULL THE TRIGGER. SHOOT