My last date.... (Seriously.)
- Crys_j_cole
- Jan 13, 2019
- 2 min read
Updated: Jan 15, 2019
I heard him say, "Lets get a quickie" I turned and I saw his big beautiful #Eggplant standing at full attention in my bedroom, I was honestly turned off. I mean, Its nice to get things "randomly" however, food tastes so much better when the oven is pre heated. (If Ya kno what I mean) Man, Honestly... I pre-heated my OWN oven anytime I knew he was coming. (side-eye but! #facts)
I turn my head and say... NO. With your "WHACK ASS FORE PLAY" the rest of the conversation was me basically walking around talking shit.
Fast Forward >> We leave to go on the date I asked him on, the bill comes, and he slips to the restroom, and his behavior exhibited someone who doesn't have enough money. I get the tab. (ALL the words in my mind wouldn't be appropriate to type, lmmfao)
I invite him to eat ice cream after we eat, he casually tries a few samples, but didn't take the plunge.. (you know, the defining moment where you tell the person you want a waffle cone with two scoops, yeah "THE PLUNGE") Of course I ask, "Are you gonna get some?" He says "Nah, I'm good." I said well do you want some? he says "I forgot my wallet" (I paid for my ice-crean, and whatever this "man-child" ordered.
I DROVE us back to my house (yeah, I drove) and it was surely THE END.
Bruh, WTF. What was I thinking? Why did I put myself in this situation? Why did I think this person was actually going to amount to anything based of our interaction I should've known better. Ugh!
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